Heard any Good Jokes Lately?

What was the turtle doing on the highway?
About one mile/hour.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A little hoarse!



Check out a joke book from the library and brush up on some jokes to share with your family and friends.

(Do you want to know the answers to the jokes listed above? Just highlight the areas underneath each joke and the answers will "magically" appear!)

Just in Time for the Super Bowl XLIII

Nothing makes a Super Bowl party better than some funny football jokes and riddles! Check out Matt Christopher's book, Football Jokes and Riddles, for "50+ facts and funnies to keep you laughing!" Here are some examples...

What four letters can stop a quarterback sneak?

(O, ICU!)

Why was Cinderella thrown off the fooball team?

(Because she ran away from the ball!)

Quarterback: I passed your house this morning.
Wide Receiver: Wow! You did? What an arm!